i have no regrets, i'm 5' 7 1/2", i analyze everything, i am a food snob, i love to curse, i'm not crabby in the morning, i have a sexy voice, i live in nyc, i'm an aries, libra rising, virgo moon, i wear sneakers only to the gym, i never tried ecstasy, i'd make a great detective, i love the warm weather, i change constantly, i use to have blonde hair, i quit smoking, i love puzzles, i have abandonment issues, i wrote a book, i fucking hate when people are late, i love loud music, i'm not a dork, i quit drinking, i'm addicted to the truth, i'm a size 2...

i am always on time, i love libra men, i'm brutally honest, i like to make up my own rules and then break them, i'll fight people's battles for them, i hate fruit, I do not lie, i stay up until 2 am every night, i'm extremely self aware, i have an iq of 140, i'm open minded, i love to read self help books, i hate thanksgiving with a passion, i get along with difficult people, i love 5 star hotels, i'm not a virgin, i talk a lot, i'm not interested in the past, i'm really ugly in photos, i'm not passive, i give great advice, i'm curious about everything, i'm very competitive, i have big feet...

i hate the cold, i'm loud, i am extremely interested in dead bodies, i have an intense fear of getting stuck in an elevator, i eat popcorn at least 4x a week, i hate karaoke, i feel feelings for planes, i love high heels, i play solitaire, i hate change, i refuse to take no for an answer, i will always talk about the elephant in the room, i love compliments, i write in a journal, i love coffee, i'm not shy, i am motivated by insults, i think camping is for dirty people, i'm bossy, i have nice hands, i'm very spiritual, i hate musicals, i love myself, i smell things that other people don't smell...

i hate capricorn men, i google everything, i love judge judy, i have a lot of opinions, i make shit happen, i like to smell good, i'm psychic, i can be rude, i'm a problem solver not a problem haver, I love being served food, i've never been married, i'm petrified of deadly diseases, i work out regularly, i like having fun, i fucking hate people who chew with their mouths open, i prefer my water at room temperature, i love talking on the phone, i'm extremely passionate, i'm very disciplined, i'm highly sensitive, i get car sick very easily, i hate bodily functions, i'm very direct, i love being alive.